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The Rap Sheet - Scott County Wrestling's Epic 8/21/2004
The Rap Sheet - from the Mad Conservative
Scott County Wrestling's Epic
8/21/2K4 Donahue, IA

The views expressed by MCCF are solely my own and don't match up with anyone else. Since I'm unfamiliar with much of the talent don't get mad if I make a mistake.

Epic leads off with two guys having drinks who apparently will wrestle each other relunctantly, a third guy walks in with a banana and apparently got a good deal on drinks.

We switch to somewhere else with a man at the table, someone who apparently is his opponent walks in, he wants to shake on their match but the other guy refuses.

Another man is playing pool [Zero] and someone walks in with a blowhorn [DuhYeager]. Guy is whispering into the thing, walks into the next room where some very overweight guy, T-Buff, is sitting on the floor asleep. The pool player tries to check on him and the other guy rolls over him while a referee counts a pinfall. Supposed T-Buff is a hardcore champ or something and he was trying to steal it but of course Zero never wins.

Switch to another scene, someone hits Tank Roberts from behind and runs off.

Back to playing pool, Chris Angle complains about SCW being around a year and gripes at two guys for being on a losing streak. He tells them to step it up and slaps them both. One of them says they'll get aggressive.

Wisdom says he's gonna be wrestling Ironside, Elite and Danny tonight. Some ref says it's all cool.

Switch to the commentators booth, Jack Davidson id's himself and runs down his partner Masterpiece Mark Storm. They debate the lineup tonight. Storm REALLY buries Colt Cabana, the NWA IL Champ going up against Mr. Elite. They finally have the ring announcer Mike Jablowski announce the first bout. Kinda low ceiling venue it looks like. Live from Don's Pub.

Chris Angle who was playing pool earlier is in the ring running his mouth. The SCW Commish comes out and tells him no one cares about how much he hates everyone and SLUGS HIM. He runs down the card further.


Handicap Match
Buff-E-Nuff - K-Buff, T-Buff, & F-Buff vs. Big Mike & Troy Mercury - Troy Mercury become Wesley Thornton shortly after this. Mike slams F-Buff repeatedly, so the smaller K-Buff in and they shoulderblock each other to double knockdowns. Troy Mercury with a fisherman's suplex for one. K-Buff tries the sliced bread but gets sunset flipped off the top instead for two. Big Mike in but gets clipped, and the sumo guy is tagged in. He elbows the knee and Mike freaks out. F-Buff goes to work on that leg. K-Buff SPEARS the knee! T-Buff stumbles and and the other buffs whip Mike into him. Heel miscommunication, well they try whipping T-Buff into Mike but he flops to the mat as he gets too exhausted halfway across the ring. Mike with an inverted death valley driver on K-Buff. Troy stomps away, SUPERKICK on T-Buff and pins him. T-Buff needs to start a weight loss program, badly.

WINNERS: Big Mike & Troy Mercury pin -> 8:30 mins. *½

"Natural" Nathan Ironside vs. Johnny Wisdom - Ironside gets a cheap shot and Mark Storm with an illegal choke. Ironside with a couple of hammerlock takedowns. Ironside works the arm. Wisdom finally goes after an arm himself but his own is bothering him quite a bit. Ironside keeps going back to that arm and hits another hammerlock takedown. He maintains the armbar but Wisdom gets the rope and Ironside refuses to release it, ref finally DQs him. Elite and his army rush out to wreck the arm some more with a chair before being run off by Colt Cabana and Nevin Knoxville.

WINNER: Johnny Wisdom DQ -> 4:15 mins. ¾*

2/3 Falls Match
Jerkel vs. Gixx - Gixx is now billed as Tyler Black these days. First fall: Jerkel slaps Gixx and gets the armbar. They switch around on hammerlocks, Gixx rolls thru with a leglock. Jerkel scissors the leg, Gixx gets a modified dragon sleeper but turns it loose before he pins himself. Gixx works that shoulder and Jerkel bails. Jerkel pounds Gixx in the corner and hits a running knee to the face. Jerkel with three straight inverted DDT backbreakers for two. Jerkel locks in that stranglehold and hits some more backbreakers and a suplex for two. Jerkel with a brainbuster gets two. Jerkel with a snap mare, dropkick to the back and splashes him in ONE motion for two. Gixx comes to life and chops him hard, ten punch count in the corner, but gets spinebustered by Jerkel. Jerkel whip splash misses, Gixx kicks him hard in the back, puts him on top, goes up, Gixx tries to side suplex but its blocked, he pounds him and tries again but gets shoved down. Jerkel goes outside, slingshots in and hits an enzuigiri. Gixx outside, Jerkel charges to dive on him but eats a forearm and gets pinned at 10:45 mins. No, the foot was on the rope! Jerkel with a DDT. Gixx pounds him however, and hits a sick looking spinning tombstone piledriver like move for the pin at 11:55 mins. Jerkel dodges an enzuigiri, catches the leg and flips him over but catching him with a neckbreaker when he hits the mat. Gixx comes back with an enzuigiri for two. Gixx whip reverse, Jerkel catches him in a fireman's carry off a crucifix attempt and rams him in the corner. Jerkel with a gut wrench suplex gets two. Corkscrew frogsplash attempt by Jerkel misses, hurraconranna by Gixx, flying headscissors. Gixx with a back to belly spinning neckbreaker gets TWO! Gixx goes up, LOW BLOW Jerkel. Jerkel with a SICK LOOKING INVERTED hurranconranna! Man I dunno how Gixx didn't break his neck. Gixx somehow does a fireman's carryover for two. They slug it out on their knees. Gixx with a BOOT and powers up, Jerkel with a BOOT, one leg pickup and drops him in another neckbreaker. Gixx small package gets three!

WINNER: Gixx (2-0) pin, pin -> 18 mins. ***¾

Match had a slow start but really picked up a ways in. Also shows why Gixx is wrestling in IWA Mid-South now. Gixx wants to shake but Buff-E-Nuff run out and hit Sliced Bread on both guys! T-Buff runs his mouth about not being good enough to join his clique. I don't think I'd want T-Buff as my leader.

Idiot who thinks he's Jimmy Hart, calling himself DuhYeager hands Zero the bullhorn for him to issue an open challenge to anyone in the back for Zero to be his first victory. Zero at this point is 0-19. Well his own manager goes to the back, then comes back out ready to wrestle him!

Zero vs. DuhYeager - Not to be confused with Zero of Void Effect, he has some sort of toy gun shooting projectiles at DuhYeager who SPEARS him down in response. Zero with a slam. Zero does some handstand walk to do a legdrop but gets tripped. DuhYeager with a suplex, slam, he runs the ropes but gets kicked in the gut. Zero with a neckbreaker and twists on the neck. Zero pounds him and gives him a big wedgie. Zero screams at a fan, DuhYeager nails him, but gets drop toe hold'ed. Zero sets him up and climbs the ropes, he can't balance himself and falls backward. Dummy. DuhYeager gets the megaphone, tells the ref about someone in the crowd and BLASTS Zero with it for the pin. Stupid match.

WINNER: DuhYeager pin -> 4:30 mins. ½*

Zero didn't seem to care that he lost and states he can't do this anymore and wants to quit. Mad Dog Ganz comes out and award Zero the Barry Horowitz Jobber of the Year award. And the people start throwing balloons and confetti in the ring. Okay whatever.

We jump to someone's apartment and a guy sitting on the toliet. Yeah we REALLY needed to see that. This guy says he is backing out of his scheduled match (whoever it is) but he's entering a substitute.

Hardcore Match - Falls Count Anywhere
New School - Steven Youngblood & Mike Andrews vs. Sinnister & Nitemare Gage Blagojevich - Nevin Knoxville is your referee. Apparently we're joined in progress as Nitemare and Andrews brawl in the ring as fans scatter when Sinnister throws Youngblood into the seats!!! Dang I hate having to move. Only one camera running here as there's four man action going. Sinnister throws Youngblood out the back door and they're brawling outside! Sinnister who's bleeding, nails Youngblood with a big sheet of wood. All four guys are outside brawling now, Sinnister put the wood against the tree and tosses Youngblood through it! Hard to see in the dark, despite the car headlights. Sinnister puts someone on a car, I think, oh he's climbing on top of a mobile home or something, splash through whatever it was! Youngblood attacks Sinnister, Youngblood powerbombs Gage into something, it's a wooden TV cart. Andrews nails Youngblood with a realtor sign. Well they appear to be going back inside finally, Andrews slams Gage. Sinnister nails Youngblood with a keyboard! Key to victory they say. BAD. Youngblood nails Sinnister with something, can't se. Youngblood puts Gage in, Andews is tearing up Gage's head with a cheese grater. Sinnister with a kendo shot on Snake Eyes! Standing choke by Sinnister, someone count a pin? There's still confetti all over. Where's the referee? Youngblood fetched something from outside, trayshot on Sinnister, Youngblood has a piece of fence, slingshot senton on Sinnister! Can't see the other guys here. Youngblood and Andrews set up fencing in the corner, thumbtacks are put the ring. Andrews and Sinnister fight on the outside, Gage goes after Youngblood who steps into mousetraps. Gage and Andrews fight kendo vs. chair. Andrews and Gage on the apron and shoves Gage into a pool of mousetraps!!! And he snaps one on his fingers. Gage is bloody, Andrews PEDIGREE in the tacks!!! And he's rolling in them! Yeek! Knoxville the ref ain't going in to count a cover. Sinnister with a chairshot, Gage with a DVD into the tacks for two! But Sinnister nails his OWN partner with a chair? Youngblood puts Andrews on top for three.

WINNERS: The New School pin -> 18 mins. N/A

I'm gonna pass on rating this cause it the camerawork was poor and made it impossible to see much of anything. Nevin Knoxville nails Youngblood and throws him outside. He gets back in and Angle slams him on the tack! Sinnister and Andrews set up Gage for a SPEAR by Youngblood into the fence!

Quad City Championship - Fatal Four Way
(c)Tank Roberts vs. "Shug" Shane Altorre vs. David Chaynr vs. Pierce Peters - Four way action to start as Tank dumps Chaynr and Peters out. Tank works on the arm of Peters and Shug fights Chanyr outside. Peters with a spinning heel kick on Tank. Monkey flip attempt is blocked and Tank gives him snake eyes. Shug with a hard kick to Chaynr. Tank throws Peters into the post! Peters with a LOW BLOW, rolls him in, and pounds his head before going up, splash off the top with the low ceiling gets two. Chaynr with a DDT on Shug gets two. Tank has Peters for a standing suplex for two. Chaynr misses the frog splash on Shug. Shug RUNNING KNEE TO THE HEAD on Chaynr! Tank dumps Peters out. Chaynr with a running side kick on Shug. Peters emerges from under the ring to attack Shug. Tank side slam on Chaynr. Chaynr gets suplexed on his head by Shug. Peters monkeyflips Shug. Tank dropkicks Peters, Chaynr with the axe kick for one. Tank spinning side slam on Peters for two. Shug with a backflip kick on Chaynr. Rope burn on Tank. Drop kick Chaynr to the knee by Shug. Peters misses a move on Tank and flees. Tank splashes Chaynr who has a figure four on Shug for two. Shug breaks it up and covers for one. Tank ain't happy, Peters dropkicks Tank from behind. Peters sits on Shug. Uppercut Shug on Peters, Chaynr big clothesline for two. Tank whip hard clothesline on Chaynr. Double pin attempt gets two. Tank with what looks like a rock bottom on someone. Shug goes up, Peters nails him and goes up, Chaynr goes up too, Tank powerbombs all three of them down! Tank grabs Chaynr, jumping TOMBSTONE! Shug with a running knee to the head of Peters! Tank is outside with him, Shug with the cripper crossface and Peters quits! Oh I see that belt is the WCW US title!

WINNER and NEW CHAMP: "The Shug" Shane Altorre submission -> 15:35 mins. **½

Loser Leaves Town
Nick "The Product" Stonewall vs. Keith Wholesale - NO ONE HONORS LOSER LEAVES TOWN!!! The Product is now known as Mavek Brave, cause some idiot told him everyone would confuse him with "Metalhead" Steve Stone. Yeah right, MORON!!! Both guys schoolboy shove the ref, then lead a birthday song for him. Stonewall picks up Wholesale as if he is going for a vertebreaker but spins him around instead. Wholesale gives him an airplane spin. Hip toss attempt is landed, side suplex is landed, so Stonewall hits a knee and tries for a sharpshooter but Keith makes the rope. Nick with the headlock takedown. Headscissor by Keith but Nick jumps out and hits a dropkick. Nick whip side slam gets two. Nick with an ab stretch into a backbreaker for two. Nick with a reverse DDT into a backbreaker followed by a Russian leg sweep for two. Keith with a victory roll for two, but Nick kicks him hard. Dropkick to Keith in the corner gets two. Nick whip Keith flying headscissors. Keith whip clothesline. Keith whip kneeshot, flying headscissor attempt is turned into an X factor by Nick! Nick with an STF, Keith gets the rope. Nick whip Keith spinning DDT gets two! Keith with a side suplex, a second one is turned into some sort of facebuster for two. Keith goes up, legdrop misses. Suplex by Nick, he pounds the back, double stomp senton by Nick gets two. Nick whip reverse TRIP! Corkscrew splash by Keith gets two! Keith tosses Nick outside and has someone put a chair in the ring. Crowd is warned to move, Keith charges, off the chair SUICIDE BODY TACKLE!!! Nick rams him into the ring, but Keith kicks away in the ring, Keith whip to the corner, he charges but gets taken down. Nick goes up, Keith nails him though, hangs him off the top rope and DDT's him! Keith with the forward suplex gets two. Keith goes up, Nick with a headbutt to the gut, Keith wards him off, drop kick is caught and Nick locks in the standing inverted indian deathlock and Keith taps out!

WINNER: Nick "The Product" Stonewall submission -> 15:25 mins. ***½

The loser leaves town stip only lasted a couple months as no fed can afford to be letting go good talent and proves once again how stupid the thing is.

Last Man Standing
Mississippi Madman vs. Hardcore KC - I wanted to get this tape solely to watch this contest, cause someone didn't believe they should be fighting in this kind of match at this stage of their careers. But they've been fueding longer in SCW than in NMW so at this point in time it called for it. KC knocks the Madman down early but one uppercut stops that. Madman runs over KC like a freight train. Big headbutt and he WALKS on him! That had to hurt. Double chops in the corner, but a running splash attempt missed. Madman hits a clothesline but KC is up at 7. Madman hits a backbreaker. KC manages to chop block the leg and goes to work on it. KC dropkicks Madman out to the floor, but Madman posts KC. They fight to the far side of the building, KC blasts Madman with a drink, then goes to the back for a trashcan...BAM! Madman punches the trash can lid into his face however and bashes him with it. Trashcan in the ring, puts it on KC's head and punches it around, including dropping him on the top turnbuckle! He puts the lid on KC's head and stomps on it! Ref counts, but Madman LOW BLOWS KC! Madman goes out for toys. KC is up at 8 while Madman throws a chair in and nails him. Chair is wedged in the corner, Madman whips him into the chair! Madman whip, side slam on the chair! KC up at 6, Madman choke, LOW BLOW KC! KC with repeated chairshots! KC pumps himself up, HE BODYSLAMS MADMAN!!! KC wedges a trashcan into Madman's face in the corner, KC goes up on the other side of the ring...VAN DAMNINATOR!!! Referee is counting...KC is up, Madman ain't moving...TEN! IT'S OVER!!! Madman sported a busted lip as a result the next day wrestling at the IL State Fair.

WINNER: Hardcore KC KO -> 14:15 mins. ***¼

SCW Heavyweight Championship
(c)Mr. Elite vs. "Main Event" Nevin Knoxville vs. Danny McKay vs. "Classic" Colt Cobana - Johnny Wisdom is gonna referee this match, sporting a cast on his arm. Mark Storm is supposed to be handcuffs to the SCW Commish, and he tries to escape but a security guy tackles him. The title belt looks like the WCW World belt. Colt & Elite start, Elite slaps him. Colt with the opening trio and Elite runs for it. Colt works the arm but Elite runs to tag McKay, Colt tags Nevin and runs off Elite. McKay hits a knee and chokes with the leg. Nevin small package gets two. Clothesline McKay, dropkick Nevin for two. Tag Colt who hits a dropkick to the shoulder. Colt quiets the crowd and hits a big chop on the chest, flips over McKay and holds a rear chinlock back to back. Elite tags in, Colt side elbow gets two. Elite runs and tags McKay back in, Nevin in, snap side suplex by McKay and kicks him for two. Nevin with a flipping swinging neckbreaker, tag Colt. Colt side elbow on McKay, slam, elbow gets two. Colt chops him, but McKay yanks him into the turnbuckle and tags Elite. He stomps away and chokes on the rope. Elite slingshot into the bottom rope, and yanks him off the ropes in the corner. Colt tries to tag McKay but will have none of it. Choke by Elite, choke by McKay. Colt elbows everyone but gets spinebustered for two. Nevin tags but the ref claims to had not seen it, McKay and Elite beat him down, Elite blocks a rollup attempt off the ropes. Tag McKay and puts on the rear chinlock. Colt running charge bowls McKay over, dropkick. McKay runs into a big clothesline from Colt. Elite tagged, Nevin tagged, BIG BOOT Nevin! Nevin hip tosses, side slam on Elite. Heels are whipped together, double Russian leg sweeps get two. Double whip, double body drop is botched as Elite thrawts it, but Colt dumps him out. Colt tosses McKay up and down. All four men tie up in a submission hold, McKay shoves Nevin off him, Colt gets crotched on the ropes. Elite belly to belly on Nevin gets two. McKay broke it up cause he claims its his belt. McKay goes for something, CANADIAN DESTROYER??? Almost one, but McKay puts Nevin on top of Elite. Someone pulls the ref out, Mark Storm has freed himself somehow! Colt and Storm are fighting outside, McKay stomps on Knoxville and Elite. Colt tries to come back in but Elite knocks him off, Elite dumps McKay on Colt! Nevin up, goes for the chokeslam taking too long, Elite hops around with a stranglehold neckbreaker wins it! Nathan Ironside nails Mad Dog Ganz with a chair, now the ring fills up with people in a big brawl and Troy Mercury nails someone with a chair, aligning himself with Elite! Colt Cobana is running around the ring with an arm stretcher.

WINNER and STILL CHAMP: Mr. Elite pin -> 20:30 mins. ***

Appears to been a decent show for those who saw it live, but with this one camera shoot did not do it justice. That's it for this rap sheet, see ya next time!